
See Also: NOW I’M NEVER HAVING KIDS OH MY GOD
I know you can’t see me, but I’m hiding my vagina right now.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
It’s a good thing that I didn’t have this guide beforehand…I would have NO KIDS right now.
Now I’m not so sure I want to do natural childbirth*…..
*- the option is still first but the visual at the moment is freaking me out.
so it is entirely possible to put a meaty fist up there then.
noted.
Um… A bagel is 10 cm? (looks for a ruler)
That would be a pretty small bagel.
(Source: hiphopandcoffee)
Oh… my… god.
HOLY SHIT!! Not helping me want to have kids any more…I’ve already been leaning towards no for awhile. After this, HOLY...
SWEET BABY JESUS……….. a BAGEL!?, /dead
I know. Sorry. I was being dumb.
I’m sorry if this makes anyone uncomfortable, but this guide makes me giggle...hope I...