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jewles:

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See Also: NOW I’M NEVER HAVING KIDS OH MY GOD

I know you can’t see me, but I’m hiding my vagina right now.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

It’s a good thing that I didn’t have this guide beforehand…I would have NO KIDS right now.

Now I’m not so sure I want to do natural childbirth*…..

*- the option is still first but the visual at the moment is freaking me out.

so it is entirely possible to put a meaty fist up there then.

noted.

Um… A bagel is 10 cm? (looks for a ruler)

That would be a pretty small bagel.

(Source: hiphopandcoffee)