Another "good" one

Another “good” one

“Hi, I’m gonna give this a whirl. I’ll admit that when I first set this account I wasn’t expecting much but wanted to just see what it was like, who was hopping about on it and go from there. I didn’t really fill it out because I wasn’t sure what I’d find. I clicked on your profile and said “Ahhh, now here’s a girl I’d walk over to and say hello to try to make smile.” I figured at that point I wouldn’t have much of a chance to actually run into you somewhere to have that opportunity so I better rethink my strategy.

Long story short, I spent an hour filling out the profile part, the whole time shaking my head thinking it better work. :). So hello, my name is Johnny and I’d very much like to get to know you better. If, in fact I make it somehow to the top of your inbox (I have no doubt you get a lot of emails) and you’re interested I’d love to hear back from you. If not- well, it’s gonna suck. I just spent an hour for a girl to blow me off. Lol. Seriously, you seem like a good catch.”

Ah yes, guilt me into responding. I love that. So hot. Oh baby. So fucking hot.

Also: 37% match 52% friend 28% enemy AND out of my age range.
1. corona--graminea likes this
2. paolaandfrancesca said: I know it’s shallow, but I’m put off by adult men calling themselves Johnny. I might overlook it if that whole message weren’t so damn puerile.
3. theporkstore said: Because everyone knows ain’t nothing sexier than a dude who’s unsure of himself and has no self confidence. I mean, really. I’ll be in my bunk.
4. scoldylox said: I had a dude on Match once who this was actually true, apparently, so you never know. But yeah, this guy, it sounds like a form email he sends to everyone—and especially if he’s only a 37% match? He must have filled that profile out wrong.
5. craneyum said: wow a whole hour, you owe him your entire future AND your sanity.
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Another “good” one