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Archaeologists Officially Declare Collective Sigh Over Paleo-diet

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jangojips:

Very good read. :)

This article reminds us that: “It’s when you mate, not what you ate” that determines evolutionary success of an individual.

Hoyes, a paleoethnobotanist who specializes in reconstructing prehistoric subsistence, stated that only thing unifying the myriad diets that she’s studied has been their diversity. “You simply do not see specific, trans-regional trends in human subsistence in the archaeological record. People can live off everything from whale blubber to seeds and grasses. You want to know what the ideal human diet consists of? Everything. Humans can and will eat everything, and we are remarkably successful not in spite of this fact, but because of it. Our adaptability is the hallmark of the human species. We’re not called omnivores for nothing.”

I hope this article gets some of the more unhinged Paleo fanatics searching for sources of whale blubber.

I yearn for the day when people stop being fucking stupid about food.

I think the arguments in this article are good, but the specifics of it are fictional, according to the footnote. Just to be clear.