Seriously. Read this.
REM: You minored in something. (s’true, insofar as one can do that here)
Michael Jackson: You have exploded a beanbag chair by landing on it.
Siouxie and the Banshees: You can tell the difference between Manic Panic Purple Haze and Ultra Violet.
(This one isn’t on the list, but it should be.)
It’s between Siouxsie (thanks mom!)
Bauhaus: You know what LARPing is.
Joan Jett: You have woken up on top of your high school gym teacher.
… no comment
Cyndi Lauper: You have lost several silk scarves to escalators.
Hmmm. Nah. I do like colourful clothing, but that’s a stretch …