See? Book deal please!
To be clear, I don’t think there is anything wrong with photographing your projects. It’s when people try to make them sound all complicated and original by making an elaborate tutorial that I roll my eyes.
I made these with old, cheap jewelry and nail polish. Anyone could figure it out from there.
I unfucked a lot of shit today. My bedroom, laundry, etc. I also made over some crappy pieces of jewelry by partially painting them with neon nail polish. They’re not as terrible-looking as that sounds.
Maybe I will start a crafting/DIY blog where I explain how to do it in 17 steps, each illustrated with several over-exposed photos with very shallow depths of field.
Step One: Open nail polish bottle half way.
Step Two: Open nail polish bottle the rest of the way.
And so forth.

Hanging Jewelry Organizer from Utensil Holder
A couple of things:
- If you glue a sheet of cork to the back of this, the cup hooks won’t poke out the other side of it.
- I’d spray-paint this before putting the hooks on it, because the paint will probably flake off the hooks with use.
Good idea!
Another altered picture frame, this time for sparklies! View the How to.
I should also do this when I move.
Now that you live on your own, it’s totally ok to draw on your walls with a sharpie … mom won’t yell at you if it looks this good! Via: Sharpie!
Love love love. When I own a home I will do wonderful things like this to it. Maybe with chalk though.
Who will ever want to live with me.
A painted “rug.” So I had, what I thought, was a brilliant idea, and once again a simple google search resulted in me being depressed that what I had wasn’t original. However, I’m now obsessed with creating one of these … as soon as I get a hardwood floor.
Via: Southern Living.
My grandmother did something like this on the linoleum under her kitchen table, except she made it look like brick/stone.
She was a cool lady.
Cute as a <button!>
I haven’t the heart to just buy this for $58.
Everything you need (sanz an amazing button collection) is at Michael’s. Come on now.
Oh wow. My mom has the world’s largest collection of buttons. Like, a huge box of ones she really has no use for. I should raid it and do this.
(via Cocktail Umbrella Lamp Shade | Craft Tutorials) click for tutorial ;)
(via genius-idea)
Do not pay $70 for this, that’d be a travesty!
View the How to.
If I had a hobby, it would be jewelry making. Maybe one day I will have time for a hobby again.*
*tumblr is an addiction - it’s different.
View the How to.
Patterns Color Crazy! Add as much of it as you like! Use fabric/paper scraps and you’re set :)
Via: Apartment Therapy.
And I’m pretty sure it mostly looks like it’s made out of a couple of strings of Mardi Gras beads.
Here it is with another string of beads (the shortest one) that is not attached.

So then I tried to add a pendant, but I’m pretty sure that just makes it look even tackier.

I don’t know. Thoughts? Should I just start over? Ideas for what I could do with these beads other than give them to someone who shows me her boobs? They’re such pretty colors, but I haven’t figured out how to make them look modern and stylish.
Well, at least I also watched The Important of Being Earnest with Colin Firth and Rupert Everett during those two hours, so they weren’t a complete loss.